Renaissance avec Decadence
alaska you shady bitch

alaska you shady bitch

willambelli:

happymanagement:

I fucking love Willam.

can’t wait til this doesn’t make sense anymore.

WILLAM

A BOYFRIEND suppose too make yo panties WET not ur eyes! & A GIRLFRIEND is suppose too make yo dick HARD not ur Life
Oscar Wilde (1852–1900)

Paris is Burning (1990)

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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orcabelly:

how to be happy

  • find an animal
  • whisper to it “get a job”
  • repeat

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

vvaddles:

european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: omg how adorable!!!

south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay