I fucking love Willam.
can’t wait til this doesn’t make sense anymore.
|—||Oscar Wilde (1852–1900)|
kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler
how to be happy
- find an animal
- whisper to it “get a job”
daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first
which boob is the clitoris
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: omg how adorable!!!
south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay